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Jun 23, 2017

Now, it we had this sort of thing: yield -a for yield...
Now, it we had this sort of thing: yield -a for yield to all traffic yield -t for yield to trucks yield -f for yield to people walking (yield foot) yield -d t* for yield on days starting with t ...you'd have a lot of dead people at intersections,...

"Oh, I've seen copies [of Linux Journal] around...
"Oh, I've seen copies [of Linux Journal] around the terminal room at The Labs." (By Dennis Ritchie)

"On a normal ascii line, the only safe condition to detect...
"On a normal ascii line, the only safe condition to detect is a 'BREAK' - everything else having been assigned functions by Gnu EMACS." (By Tarl Neustaedter)

"On the Internet, no one knows you're using Windows...
"On the Internet, no one knows you're using Windows NT" (Submitted by Ramiro Estrugo, restrugo@fateware.com)

Once upon a time there was a DOS user who saw Unix, and...
Once upon a time there was a DOS user who saw Unix, and saw that it was good. After typing cp on his DOS machine at home, he downloaded GNU's unix tools ported to DOS and installed them. He rm'd, cp'd, and mv'd happily for many days, and upon finding elvis, he vi'd and...


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