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Jun 24, 2017

She ran the gamut of emotions from 'A' to 'B'...
She ran the gamut of emotions from 'A' to 'B'. -- Dorothy Parker, on a Kate Hepburn performance

She say, Miss Colie, You better hush. God might hear you...
She say, Miss Colie, You better hush. God might hear you. Let 'im hear me, I say. If he ever listened to poor colored women the world would be a different place, I can tell you. -- Alice Walker, "The Color Purple"

She sells cshs by the cshore.
She sells cshs by the cshore.

She stood on the tracks Waving her arms Leading me to that...
She stood on the tracks Waving her arms Leading me to that third rail shock Quick as a wink She changed her mind She gave me a night That's all it was What will it take until I stop Kidding myself Wasting my time There's nothing else I can do 'Cause I'm doing it all...

She was bred in ol' Kentucky But she's just a crumb up here...
She was bred in ol' Kentucky But she's just a crumb up here She was knock-knee'd and double-jointed With a cauliflower ear Someday we will be married And if vegetables become too dear I'll just cut me a slice of Her cauliflower ear! -- Curly Howard,...


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