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Jun 9, 2017

I used to be an agnostic, but now I'm not so sure.
I used to be an agnostic, but now I'm not so sure.

"I used to get high on life but lately I've built up...
"I used to get high on life but lately I've built up a resistance."

"I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not...
"I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not so sure."

"I used to think that the brain was the most wonderful...
"I used to think that the brain was the most wonderful organ in my body. Then I realized who was telling me this." -- Emo Phillips

I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn't park...
I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn't park anywhere near the place. -- Steven Wright


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