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Jul 17, 2017

Then there was LSD, which was supposed to make you think...
Then there was LSD, which was supposed to make you think you could fly. I remember it made you think you couldn't stand up, and mostly it was right. -- P.J. O'Rourke

Then there was the Formosan bartender named Taiwan-On.
Then there was the Formosan bartender named Taiwan-On.

Then there was the ScoutMaster who got a fantastic deal on this...
Then there was the ScoutMaster who got a fantastic deal on this case of Tates brand compasses for his troup; only $1.25 each! Only problem was, when they got them out in the woods, the compasses were all stuck pointing to the "W" on the dial. Moral:...

"Then you admit confirming not denying you ever said...
"Then you admit confirming not denying you ever said that?" "NO! ... I mean Yes! WHAT?" "I'll put `maybe.'" -- Bloom County

Theology is an attempt to explain a subject by men who do...
Theology is an attempt to explain a subject by men who do not understand it. The intent is not to tell the truth but to satisfy the questioner. -- Elbert Hubbard


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