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Jul 18, 2017

If you flaunt it, expect to have it trashed.
If you flaunt it, expect to have it trashed.

If you float on instinct alone, how can you calculate...
If you float on instinct alone, how can you calculate the buoyancy for the computed load? -- Christopher Hodder-Williams

If you go out of your mind, do it quietly, so as not to disturb...
If you go out of your mind, do it quietly, so as not to disturb those around you.

If you had any brains, you'd be dangerous.
If you had any brains, you'd be dangerous.

If you just try long enough and hard enough, you can always...
If you just try long enough and hard enough, you can always manage to boot yourself in the posterior. -- A.J. Liebling, "The Press"


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