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Jul 25, 2017

There is nothing wrong with abstinence, in moderation.
There is nothing wrong with abstinence, in moderation.

There will always be beer cans rolling on the floor of your...
There will always be beer cans rolling on the floor of your car when the boss asks for a lift home from the office.

These days the necessities of life cost you about three times...
These days the necessities of life cost you about three times what they used to, and half the time they aren't even fit to drink.

They took some of the Van Goghs, most of the jewels, and all...
They took some of the Van Goghs, most of the jewels, and all of the Chivas!

To be intoxicated is to feel sophisticated but not be able...
To be intoxicated is to feel sophisticated but not be able to say it.


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