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Jul 30, 2017

X windows: You'd better sit down. Don't laugh...
X windows: You'd better sit down. Don't laugh. It could be YOUR thesis project. Why do it right when you can do it wrong? Live the nightmare. Our bugs run faster. When it absolutely, positively HAS to crash overnight...

Xerox does it again and again and again and...
Xerox does it again and again and again and...

Xerox never comes up with anything original.
Xerox never comes up with anything original.

XEROX never does anything original.
XEROX never does anything original.

XI: If the Earth could be made to rotate twice as fast,...
XI: If the Earth could be made to rotate twice as fast, managers would get twice as much done. If the Earth could be made to rotate twenty times as fast, everyone else would get twice as much done since all the managers would fly off. XII: ...


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