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Remember Darwin; building a better mousetrap merely results...
Remember Darwin; building a better mousetrap merely results in smarter mice.

Remember, DESSERT is spelled with two `s's while DESERT...
Remember, DESSERT is spelled with two `s's while DESERT is spelled with one, because EVERYONE wants two desserts, but NO ONE wants two deserts. -- Miss Oglethorp, Gr. 5, PS. 59

Remember folks. Street lights timed for 35 mph are also timed...
Remember folks. Street lights timed for 35 mph are also timed for 70 mph. -- Jim Samuels

Remember, God could only create the world in 6 days because...
Remember, God could only create the world in 6 days because he didn't have an established user base.


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