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Aug 28, 2017

If you're early, it'll be cancelled. If you knock yourself...
If you're early, it'll be cancelled. If you knock yourself out to be on time, you will have to wait. If you're late, you will be too late.

A meeting is an event at which the minutes are kept and...
A meeting is an event at which the minutes are kept and the hours are lost.

If you leave the room, you're elected.
If you leave the room, you're elected.

The cream rises to the top. So does the scum.
The cream rises to the top. So does the scum.

You can never do just one thing.
You can never do just one thing.


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