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Sep 24, 2017

God must have loved calories, she made so many of them.
God must have loved calories, she made so many of them.

GREAT MOMENTS IN HISTORY (#7): November 23, 1915 Pancake...
GREAT MOMENTS IN HISTORY (#7): November 23, 1915 Pancake make-up is invented; most people continue to prefer syrup.

Has anyone ever tasted an "end"? Are they really...
Has anyone ever tasted an "end"? Are they really bitter?

Has your family tried 'em? ...
Has your family tried 'em? POWDERMILK BISCUITS Heavens, they're tasty and expeditious! They're made from whole wheat, to give shy persons the strength to get up and do what needs...

Have a taco. -- P.S. Beagle
Have a taco. -- P.S. Beagle


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