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Sep 26, 2017

If you've seen one redwood, you've seen them all...
If you've seen one redwood, you've seen them all. -- Ronald Reagan

Ignisecond, n.: The overlapping moment of time when...
Ignisecond, n.: The overlapping moment of time when the hand is locking the car door even as the brain is saying, "my keys are in there!" -- Rich Hall, "Sniglets"

Il brilgue: les t^oves libricilleux Se gyrent...
Il brilgue: les t^oves libricilleux Se gyrent et frillant dans le guave, Enm^im'es sont les gougebosquex, Et le m^omerade horgrave. -- Lewis Carroll, "Through the Looking Glass"

Iles's Law: There is always an easier way to do it...
Iles's Law: There is always an easier way to do it. When looking directly at the easy way, especially for long periods, you will not see it. Neither will Iles.

"I'll carry your books, I'll carry a tune, I'll carry on,...
"I'll carry your books, I'll carry a tune, I'll carry on, carry over, carry forward, Cary Grant, cash & carry, Carry Me Back To Old Virginia, I'll even Hara Kari if you show me how, but I will *not* carry a gun." -- Hawkeye, M*A*S*H


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