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Sep 3, 2017

Join in the new game that's sweeping the country. It's called...
Join in the new game that's sweeping the country. It's called "Bureaucracy". Everybody stands in a circle. The first person to do anything loses.

Join the army, see the world, meet interesting, exciting...
Join the army, see the world, meet interesting, exciting people, and kill them.

Join the Navy; sail to far-off exotic lands, meet exciting...
Join the Navy; sail to far-off exotic lands, meet exciting interesting people, and kill them.

Just as most issues are seldom black or white, so are most good...
Just as most issues are seldom black or white, so are most good solutions seldom black or white. Beware of the solution that requires one side to be totally the loser and the other side to be totally the winner. The reason there are two sides to begin with usually...

Keep your laws off my body!
Keep your laws off my body!


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