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Sep 5, 2017

To do two things at once is to do neither. -- Publilius...
To do two things at once is to do neither. -- Publilius Syrus

To get back on your feet, miss two car payments.
To get back on your feet, miss two car payments.

To get something done, a committee should consist of no more...
To get something done, a committee should consist of no more than three persons, two of them absent.

To restore a sense of reality, I think Walt Disney should have...
To restore a sense of reality, I think Walt Disney should have a Hardluckland. -- Jack Paar

To save a single life is better than to build a seven story...
To save a single life is better than to build a seven story pagoda.
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