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Jan 17, 2018

But I always fired into the nearest hill or, failing that, into...
But I always fired into the nearest hill or, failing that, into blackness. I meant no harm; I just liked the explosions. And I was careful never to kill more than I could eat. -- Raoul Duke

"But I don't like Spam!!!!"
"But I don't like Spam!!!!"

"But I don't want to go on the cart..." ...
"But I don't want to go on the cart..." "Oh, don't be such a baby!" "But I'm feeling much better..." "No you're not... in a moment you'll be stone dead!" -- Monty Python, "The Holy...

Bypasses are devices that allow some people to dash from point...
Bypasses are devices that allow some people to dash from point A to point B very fast while other people dash from point B to point A very fast. People living at point C, being a point directly in between, are often given to wonder what's so great about point A that...

Comedy, like Medicine, was never meant to be practiced by...
Comedy, like Medicine, was never meant to be practiced by the general public.


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