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Jan 18, 2018

As me an' me marrer was readin' a tyape, The tyape gave...
As me an' me marrer was readin' a tyape, The tyape gave a shriek mark an' tried tae escyape; It skipped ower the gyate tae the end of the field, An' jigged oot the room wi' a spool an' a reel! Follow the leader, Johnny me laddie, Follow it through, me canny lad O; Follow...

As some day it may happen that a victim must be found I've...
As some day it may happen that a victim must be found I've got a little list -- I've got a little list Of society offenders who might well be underground And who never would be missed -- who never would be missed. -- Koko, "The Mikado"

At times discretion should be thrown aside, and with...
At times discretion should be thrown aside, and with the foolish we should play the fool. -- Menander

Avoid Quiet and Placid persons unless you are in Need...
Avoid Quiet and Placid persons unless you are in Need of Sleep. -- National Lampoon, "Deteriorata"

Azh nazg durbatal^uk, azh nazg gimbatul, Azh nazg thrakatal^uk...
Azh nazg durbatal^uk, azh nazg gimbatul, Azh nazg thrakatal^uk agh burzum ishi krimpatul! -- J. R. R. Tolkien


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