Daily FortunesOct 24, 2018
Sam: What's new, Norm?
Norm: Most of my wife...
Sam: What's new, Norm?
Norm: Most of my wife.
-- Cheers, The Spy Who Came in for a Cold One
Coach: Beer, Norm?
Norm: Naah, I'd probably just drink it.
-- Cheers, Now Pitching, Sam Malone
Coach: What's doing, Norm?
Norm: Well, science...
Show respect for age. Drink good Scotch for a change.
Show respect for age. Drink good Scotch for a change.
Sleep -- the most beautiful experience in life -- except...
Sleep -- the most beautiful experience in life -- except drink.
-- W.C. Fields
SMOKING IS NOW ALLOWED !!!
Anyone wishing to smoke,...
SMOKING IS NOW ALLOWED !!!
Anyone wishing to smoke, however, must file, in triplicate, the
U.S. government Environmental Impact Narrative Statement (EINS),
describing in detail the type of combustion proposed, impact on
the environment,...
Smoking is one of the leading causes of statistics...
Smoking is one of the leading causes of statistics.
-- Fletcher Knebel
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