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Dec 17, 2018

At last I've found the girl of my dreams. Last night she said...
At last I've found the girl of my dreams. Last night she said to me, "Once more, Strange, and this time *I'll* be Donnie and *you* be Marie. -- Strange de Jim

At least I thought I was dancing, 'til somebody stepped on...
At least I thought I was dancing, 'til somebody stepped on my hand. -- J.B. White

At no time is freedom of speech more precious than when a...
At no time is freedom of speech more precious than when a man hits his thumb with a hammer. -- Marshall Lumsden

At once it struck me what quality went to form a man...
At once it struck me what quality went to form a man of achievement, especially in literature, and which Shakespeare possessed so enormously -- I mean negative capability, that is, when a man is capable of being in uncertainties, mysteries, doubts, without any irritable...

At social gatherings, I would amuse everyone by standing uponst...
At social gatherings, I would amuse everyone by standing uponst the coffee table and striking meself repeatedly upon the head with a brick. -- H.R. Gumby

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