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Dec 25, 2018

If a small child asks you where rain comes from, I think...
If a small child asks you where rain comes from, I think a reasonable response is simply that "God is crying." And, if he asks you why God is crying, the only possible answer is "Probably because of something you did."

If a subordinate asks you a pertinent question, look at him...
If a subordinate asks you a pertinent question, look at him as if he had lost his senses. When he looks down, paraphrase the question back at him.

If a system is administered wisely, its users will...
If a system is administered wisely, its users will be content. They enjoy hacking their code and don't waste time implementing labor-saving shell scripts. Since they dearly love their accounts, they aren't interested in other machines. There may be telnet, rlogin,...

If a team is in a positive frame of mind, it will have a good...
If a team is in a positive frame of mind, it will have a good attitude. If it has a good attitude, it will make a commitment to playing the game right. If it plays the game right, it will win -- unless, of course, it doesn't have enough talent to win, and no manager...

If a thing's worth doing, it is worth doing badly...
If a thing's worth doing, it is worth doing badly. -- G.K. Chesterton

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