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Dec 4, 2018

"I wonder", he said to himself, "what's in...
"I wonder", he said to himself, "what's in a book while it's closed. Oh, I know it's full of letters printed on paper, but all the same, something must be happening, because as soon as I open it, there's a whole story with people I don't know yet and...

I wonder what the leash and collar set does for excitement? ...
I wonder what the leash and collar set does for excitement? -- Tramp, Lady and the Tramp

I worked in a health food store once. A guy came in and asked...
I worked in a health food store once. A guy came in and asked me, "If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?" -- Steven Wright

I would be batting the big feller if they wasn't ready with...
I would be batting the big feller if they wasn't ready with the other one, but a left-hander would be the thing if they wouldn't have knowed it already because there is more things involved than could come up on the road, even after we've been home a long while...

I would gladly raise my voice in praise of women, only they...
I would gladly raise my voice in praise of women, only they won't let me raise my voice. -- Winkle

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