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Feb 10, 2018

"Hey! Who took the cork off my lunch??!" ...
"Hey! Who took the cork off my lunch??!" -- W. C. Fields

HOGAN'S HEROES DRINKING GAME -- Take a shot every...
HOGAN'S HEROES DRINKING GAME -- Take a shot every time: -- Sergeant Schultz says, "I knoooooowww nooooothing!" -- General Burkhalter or Major Hochstetter intimidate/insult Colonel Klink. -- Colonel Klink falls for Colonel Hogan's flattery. -- One of...

I can't die until the government finds a safe place to bury...
I can't die until the government finds a safe place to bury my liver. -- Phil Harris

I distrust a man who says when. If he's got to be careful...
I distrust a man who says when. If he's got to be careful not to drink too much, it's because he's not to be trusted when he does. -- Sidney Greenstreet, "The Maltese Falcon"

I don't drink, I don't like it, it makes me feel too good...
I don't drink, I don't like it, it makes me feel too good. -- K. Coates


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