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Feb 2, 2018

According to the Rand McNally Places-Rated Almanac, the best...
According to the Rand McNally Places-Rated Almanac, the best place to live in America is the city of Pittsburgh. The city of New York came in twenty-fifth. Here in New York we really don't care too much. Because we know that we could beat up their city anytime...

ACCORDION: A bagpipe with pleats.
ACCORDION: A bagpipe with pleats.

ACCURACY: The vice of being right.
ACCURACY: The vice of being right.

Acid -- better living through chemistry.
Acid -- better living through chemistry.

Acid absorbs 47 times its own weight in excess Reality.
Acid absorbs 47 times its own weight in excess Reality.


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