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Feb 24, 2018

When some people discover the truth, they just can't understand...
When some people discover the truth, they just can't understand why everybody isn't eager to hear it.

When someone makes a move We'll send them...
When someone makes a move We'll send them all we've got, Of which we don't approve, John Wayne and Randolph Scott, Who is it that always intervenes? Remember those exciting fighting scenes? U.N. and O.A.S., To...

When someone says "I want a programming language in which...
When someone says "I want a programming language in which I need only say what I wish done," give him a lollipop.

When speculation has done its worst, two plus two still equals...
When speculation has done its worst, two plus two still equals four. -- S. Johnson

When taxes are due, Americans tend to feel quite bled-white...
When taxes are due, Americans tend to feel quite bled-white and blue.


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