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Feb 5, 2018

A neighbor came to Nasrudin, asking to borrow his donkey...
A neighbor came to Nasrudin, asking to borrow his donkey. "It is out on loan," the teacher replied. At that moment, the donkey brayed loudly inside the stable. "But I can hear it bray, over there." "Whom do you believe," asked Nasrudin,...

A new 'chutist had just jumped from the plane at 10,000 feet,...
A new 'chutist had just jumped from the plane at 10,000 feet, and soon discovered that all his lines were hopelessly tangled. At about 5,000 feet, still struggling, he noticed someone coming up from the ground at about the same speed as he was going towards the ground...

A new koan: If you have some ice cream, I will give...
A new koan: If you have some ice cream, I will give it to you. If you have no ice cream, I will take it away from you. It is an ice cream koan.

A new supply of round tuits has arrived and are available from...
A new supply of round tuits has arrived and are available from Mary. Anyone who has been putting off work until they got a `round tuit' now has no excuse for further procrastination.

A new taste had been acquired and a new appetite began to grow...
A new taste had been acquired and a new appetite began to grow. The time had long since arrived to crush the technical intelligentsia, which had come to regard itself as too irreplaceable and had not gotten used to catching instructions on the wing. In other words,...


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