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Apr 10, 2018

"Thirty days hath Septober, April, June, and...
"Thirty days hath Septober, April, June, and no wonder. all the rest have peanut butter except my father who wears red suspenders."

Thirty white horses on a red hill, First they champ, Then they...
Thirty white horses on a red hill, First they champ, Then they stamp, Then they stand still. -- Tolkien

This ae nighte, this ae nighte, Everye nighte and alle, Fire...
This ae nighte, this ae nighte, Everye nighte and alle, Fire and sleet and candlelyte, And Christe receive thy saule. -- The Lykewake Dirge

This here's the wattle, The emblem of our land. You can stick...
This here's the wattle, The emblem of our land. You can stick it in a bottle; You can hold it in your hand. Amen! -- Monty Python

This is for all ill-treated fellows Unborn...
This is for all ill-treated fellows Unborn and unbegot, For them to read when they're in trouble And I am not. -- A. E. Housman


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