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May 1, 2018

UFO's are for real: the Air Force doesn't exist.
UFO's are for real: the Air Force doesn't exist.

Uh-oh -- I've let the cat out of the bag. Let me,...
Uh-oh -- I've let the cat out of the bag. Let me, then, straightforwardly state the thesis I shall now elaborate: Making variations on a theme is really the crux of creativity. -- Douglas R. Hofstadter, "Metamagical Themas"

Ummm, well, OK. The network's the network, the computer's...
Ummm, well, OK. The network's the network, the computer's the computer. Sorry for the confusion. -- Sun Microsystems

Unbearably lovely music is heard as the curtain rises, and...
Unbearably lovely music is heard as the curtain rises, and we see the woods on a summer afternoon. A fawn dances on and nibbles at some leaves. He drifts lazily through the soft foliage. Soon he starts coughing and drops dead. -- Woody Allen,...

Uncle Cosmo, why do they call this a word processor? It's...
Uncle Cosmo, why do they call this a word processor? It's simple, Skyler. You've seen what food processors do to food, right?


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