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May 10, 2018

Early to rise and early to bed makes a man healthy and wealthy...
Early to rise and early to bed makes a man healthy and wealthy and dead. -- James Thurber

Earn cash in your spare time -- blackmail your friends.
Earn cash in your spare time -- blackmail your friends.

Earth Destroyed by Solar Flare -- film clips at eleven.
Earth Destroyed by Solar Flare -- film clips at eleven.

/earth: file system full.
/earth: file system full.

/Earth is 98% full ... please delete anyone you can.
/Earth is 98% full ... please delete anyone you can.


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