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May 11, 2018

Hey, Jim, it's me, Susie Lillis from the laundromat. You said...
Hey, Jim, it's me, Susie Lillis from the laundromat. You said you were gonna call and it's been two weeks. What's wrong, you lose my number?

HEY KIDS! ANN LANDERS SAYS: Be sure it's true, when...
HEY KIDS! ANN LANDERS SAYS: Be sure it's true, when you say "I love you". It's a sin to tell a lie. Millions of hearts have been broken, just because these words were spoken.

"Hey, Sam, how about a loan?" "Whattaya...
"Hey, Sam, how about a loan?" "Whattaya need?" "Oh, about $500." "Whattaya got for collateral?" "Whattaya need?" "How about an eye?" -- Sam Giancana

Hey, what do you expect from a culture that *drives*...
Hey, what do you expect from a culture that *drives* on *parkways* and *parks* on *driveways*? -- Gallagher

Hi! I'm Larry. This is my brother Bob, and this is my other...
Hi! I'm Larry. This is my brother Bob, and this is my other brother Jimbo. We thought you might like to know the names of your assailants.


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