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May 17, 2018

Your wig steers the gig. -- Lord Buckley
Your wig steers the gig. -- Lord Buckley

Your wise men don't know how it feels To be thick as a brick...
Your wise men don't know how it feels To be thick as a brick. -- Jethro Tull, "Thick As A Brick"

Your worship is your furnaces which, like old idols, lost...
Your worship is your furnaces which, like old idols, lost obscenes, have molten bowels; your vision is machines for making more machines. -- Gordon Bottomley, 1874

You're a card which will have to be dealt with.
You're a card which will have to be dealt with.

You're a good example of why some animals eat their young...
You're a good example of why some animals eat their young. -- Jim Samuels to a heckler Ah, yes. I remember my first beer. -- Steve Martin to a heckler When your IQ rises to 28, sell. -- Professor Irwin Corey to a heckler


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