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May 2, 2018

Windows 98: Not Plug & Play, but Bug & Pay!
Windows 98: Not Plug & Play, but Bug & Pay!

Win98 error 009: Press any key to continue or any other key...
Win98 error 009: Press any key to continue or any other key to quit.

Your mouse has moved. Windows NT must be restarted for...
Your mouse has moved. Windows NT must be restarted for the change to take effect. Reboot now? [ OK ]

Do you remember when you only had to pay for windows when *you*...
Do you remember when you only had to pay for windows when *you* broke them?

Microsoft should switch to the vacuum cleaner business where...
Microsoft should switch to the vacuum cleaner business where people actually want products that suck.


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