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May 22, 2018

A pat on the back is only a few centimeters from a kick in...
A pat on the back is only a few centimeters from a kick in the pants.

"A penny for your thoughts?" "A...
"A penny for your thoughts?" "A dollar for your death." -- The Odd Couple

A person forgives only when they are in the wrong.
A person forgives only when they are in the wrong.

A person is just about as big as the things that make them...
A person is just about as big as the things that make them angry.

A person who has nothing looks at all there is and wants...
A person who has nothing looks at all there is and wants something. A person who has something looks at all there is and wants all the rest.


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