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May 24, 2018

COMPLEX SYSTEM: One with real problems and imaginary...
COMPLEX SYSTEM: One with real problems and imaginary profits.

COMPLIMENT: When you say something to another which...
COMPLIMENT: When you say something to another which everyone knows isn't true.

compuberty, n: The uncomfortable period of emotional...
compuberty, n: The uncomfortable period of emotional and hormonal changes a computer experiences when the operating system is upgraded and a sun4 is put online sharing files.

COMPUTER: An electronic entity which performs sequences...
COMPUTER: An electronic entity which performs sequences of useful steps in a totally understandable, rigorously logical manner. If you believe this, see me about a bridge I have for sale in Manhattan.

Computer programmers do it byte by byte.
Computer programmers do it byte by byte.


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