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May 28, 2018

lp1 on fire (One of the more obfuscated kernel messages)
lp1 on fire (One of the more obfuscated kernel messages)

Microsoft is not the answer. Microsoft is the question. NO (or...
Microsoft is not the answer. Microsoft is the question. NO (or Linux) is the answer. (Taken from a .signature from someone from the UK, source unknown)

'Mounten' wird fuer drei Dinge benutzt: 'Aufsitzen' auf Pferde,...
'Mounten' wird fuer drei Dinge benutzt: 'Aufsitzen' auf Pferde, 'einklinken' von Festplatten in Dateisysteme, und, nun, 'besteigen' beim Sex. (Christa Keil in a German posting: "Mounting is used for three things: climbing on a horse, linking in a hard disk unit in data...

"MSDOS didn't get as bad as it is overnight -- it took...
"MSDOS didn't get as bad as it is overnight -- it took over ten years of careful development." (By dmeggins@aix1.uottawa.ca)

"Never make any mistaeks." (Anonymous, in a mail...
"Never make any mistaeks." (Anonymous, in a mail discussion about to a kernel bug report.)


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