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May 5, 2018

Sometimes a man who deserves to be looked down upon because...
Sometimes a man who deserves to be looked down upon because he is a fool is despised only because he is a lawyer. -- Montesquieu

Texas law forbids anyone to have a pair of pliers in...
Texas law forbids anyone to have a pair of pliers in his possession.

The animals are not as stupid as one thinks -- they have...
The animals are not as stupid as one thinks -- they have neither doctors nor lawyers. -- L. Docquier

The Arkansas legislature passed a law that states that...
The Arkansas legislature passed a law that states that the Arkansas River can rise no higher than to the Main Street bridge in Little Rock.

The City of Palo Alto, in its official description of parking...
The City of Palo Alto, in its official description of parking lot standards, specifies the grade of wheelchair access ramps in terms of centimeters of rise per foot of run. A compromise, I imagine...


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