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May 6, 2018

If a person (a) is poorly, (b) receives treatment intended...
If a person (a) is poorly, (b) receives treatment intended to make him better, and (c) gets better, then no power of reasoning known to medical science can convince him that it may not have been the treatment that restored his health. -- Sir Peter Medawar,...

If I kiss you, that is an psychological interaction...
If I kiss you, that is an psychological interaction. On the other hand, if I hit you over the head with a brick, that is also a psychological interaction. The difference is that one is friendly and the other is not so friendly. The crucial...

If you look like your driver's license photo -- see...
If you look like your driver's license photo -- see a doctor. If you look like your passport photo -- it's too late for a doctor.

It is very vulgar to talk like a dentist when one isn't...
It is very vulgar to talk like a dentist when one isn't a dentist. It produces a false impression. -- Oscar Wilde.

It's no longer a question of staying healthy. It's a question...
It's no longer a question of staying healthy. It's a question of finding a sickness you like. -- Jackie Mason


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