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Jun 9, 2018

One time the police stopped me for speeding. They said,...
One time the police stopped me for speeding. They said, "Don't you know the speed limit is fifty-five miles an hour?" I said, "Yeah, I know, but I wasn't going to be out that long." -- Steven Wright

One toke over the line, sweet Mary, One toke over...
One toke over the line, sweet Mary, One toke over the line, Sittin' downtown in a railway station, One toke over the line. Waitin' for the train that goes home, Hopin' that the train is on time, Sittin' downtown in a railway station, One toke over the line.

One way to stop a run away horse is to bet on him.
One way to stop a run away horse is to bet on him.

One, with God, is always a majority, but many a martyr has been...
One, with God, is always a majority, but many a martyr has been burned at the stake while the votes were being counted. -- Thomas B. Reed

One would like to stroke and caress human beings, but one dares...
One would like to stroke and caress human beings, but one dares not do so, because they bite. -- Vladimir Lenin


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