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Jul 22, 2018

"Boy, life takes a long time to live." ...
"Boy, life takes a long time to live." -- Steven Wright

Bozo is the Brotherhood of Zips and Others. Bozos are people...
Bozo is the Brotherhood of Zips and Others. Bozos are people who band together for fun and profit. They have no jobs. Anybody who goes on a tour is a Bozo. Why does a Bozo cross the street? Because there's a Bozo on the other side. It comes from the phrase vos otros,...

But I always fired into the nearest hill or, failing that, into...
But I always fired into the nearest hill or, failing that, into blackness. I meant no harm; I just liked the explosions. And I was careful never to kill more than I could eat. -- Raoul Duke

"But I don't like Spam!!!!"
"But I don't like Spam!!!!"

"But I don't want to go on the cart..." ...
"But I don't want to go on the cart..." "Oh, don't be such a baby!" "But I'm feeling much better..." "No you're not... in a moment you'll be stone dead!" -- Monty Python, "The Holy...


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