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Aug 17, 2018

The one sure way to make a lazy man look respectable is to...
The one sure way to make a lazy man look respectable is to put a fishing rod in his hand.

The only real game in the world, I think,...
The only real game in the world, I think, is baseball... You've got to start way down, at the bottom, when you're six or seven years old. You can't wait until you're fifteen or sixteen. You've got to let it grow up with you, and if you're successful and you...

The pitcher wound up and he flang the ball at the batter...
The pitcher wound up and he flang the ball at the batter. The batter swang and missed. The pitcher flang the ball again and this time the batter connected. He hit a high fly right to the center fielder. The center fielder was all set to catch the ball, but at the last...

The real problem with hunting elephants is carrying the decoys.
The real problem with hunting elephants is carrying the decoys.

The surest way to remain a winner is to win once, and then...
The surest way to remain a winner is to win once, and then not play any more.

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