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Sep 10, 2018

Now I know someone out there is going to claim, "Well...
Now I know someone out there is going to claim, "Well then, UNIX is intuitive, because you only need to learn 5000 commands, and then everything else follows from that! Har har har!" (Andy Bates in comp.os.linux.misc, on "intuitive interfaces",...

Now, it we had this sort of thing: yield -a for yield...
Now, it we had this sort of thing: yield -a for yield to all traffic yield -t for yield to trucks yield -f for yield to people walking (yield foot) yield -d t* for yield on days starting with t ...you'd have a lot of dead people at intersections,...

"Oh, I've seen copies [of Linux Journal] around...
"Oh, I've seen copies [of Linux Journal] around the terminal room at The Labs." (By Dennis Ritchie)

"On a normal ascii line, the only safe condition to detect...
"On a normal ascii line, the only safe condition to detect is a 'BREAK' - everything else having been assigned functions by Gnu EMACS." (By Tarl Neustaedter)

"On the Internet, no one knows you're using Windows...
"On the Internet, no one knows you're using Windows NT" (Submitted by Ramiro Estrugo, restrugo@fateware.com)


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