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Sep 13, 2018

As Gen. de Gaulle occassionally acknowledges America to be...
As Gen. de Gaulle occassionally acknowledges America to be the daughter of Europe, so I am pleased to come to Yale, the daughter of Harvard. -- J.F. Kennedy

As goatherd learns his trade by goat, so writer learns...
As goatherd learns his trade by goat, so writer learns his trade by wrote.

As he had feared, his orders had been forgotten and everyone...
As he had feared, his orders had been forgotten and everyone had brought the potato salad.

As I argued in "Beloved Son", a book about my...
As I argued in "Beloved Son", a book about my son Brian and the subject of religious communes and cults, one result of proper early instruction in the methods of rational thought will be to make sudden mindless conversions -- to anything -- less likely. Brian...

As I bit into the nectarine, it had a crisp juiciness about...
As I bit into the nectarine, it had a crisp juiciness about it that was very pleasurable - until I realized it wasn't a nectarine at all, but A HUMAN HEAD!! -- Jack Handey


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