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Sep 26, 2018

People that can't find something to live for always seem...
People that can't find something to live for always seem to find something to die for. The problem is, they usually want the rest of us to die for it too.

People think love is an emotion. Love is good sense...
People think love is an emotion. Love is good sense. -- Ken Kesey

People usually get what's coming to them -- unless it's been...
People usually get what's coming to them -- unless it's been mailed.

People who are funny and smart and return phone calls get much...
People who are funny and smart and return phone calls get much better press than people who are just funny and smart. -- Howard Simons, "The Washington Post"

People who claim they don't let little things bother them have...
People who claim they don't let little things bother them have never slept in a room with a single mosquito.


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