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Sep 30, 2018

In a family recipe you just discovered in an old book, the most...
In a family recipe you just discovered in an old book, the most vital measurement will be illegible.

Once a dish is fouled up, anything added to save it only makes...
Once a dish is fouled up, anything added to save it only makes it worse.

You are always complimented on the item which took the least...
You are always complimented on the item which took the least effort to prepare. Example: If you make "duck a l'orange" you will be complimented on the baked potato.

The one ingredient you made a special trip to the store to...
The one ingredient you made a special trip to the store to get will be the one thing your guest is allergic to.

The more time and energy you put into preparing a meal...
The more time and energy you put into preparing a meal the greater the chance you guests will spend the entire meal discussing other meals they have had.


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