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Sep 5, 2018

Traffic signals in New York are just rough guidelines...
Traffic signals in New York are just rough guidelines. -- David Letterman

Traveling through New England, a motorist stopped for gas in...
Traveling through New England, a motorist stopped for gas in a tiny village. "What's this place called?" he asked the station attendant. "All depends," the native drawled. "Do you mean by them that has to live in this dad-blamed,...

Visit beautiful Vergas, Minnesota.
Visit beautiful Vergas, Minnesota.

Visit beautiful Wisconsin Dells.
Visit beautiful Wisconsin Dells.

Visit[1] the beautiful Smoky Mountains! [1] visit, v.: ...
Visit[1] the beautiful Smoky Mountains! [1] visit, v.: Come for a week, spend too much money and pay lots of hidden taxes, then leave. We'll be happy to see your money again next year. You can save time by simply sending the money, if you're...


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