Daily Fortunes

Sep 9, 2018

Didja' ever have to make up your mind, Pick up on one and leave...
Didja' ever have to make up your mind, Pick up on one and leave the other behind, It's not often easy, and it's not often kind, Didja' ever have to make up your mind? -- Lovin' Spoonful

Didja hear about the dyslexic devil worshipper who sold...
Didja hear about the dyslexic devil worshipper who sold his soul to Santa?

"Didn't I buy a 1951 Packard from you last March...
"Didn't I buy a 1951 Packard from you last March in Cairo?" -- Zippy the Pinhead

Die? I should say not, dear fellow. No Barrymore would allow...
Die? I should say not, dear fellow. No Barrymore would allow such a conventional thing to happen to him. -- John Barrymore's dying words

Diet Mountain Dew has the same pH and density of urine...
Diet Mountain Dew has the same pH and density of urine. -- Newsweek, 31 July, 1989

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