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Oct 12, 2019

How long a minute is depends on which side of the bathroom door...
How long a minute is depends on which side of the bathroom door you're on.

How many "coming men" has one known! Where on earth...
How many "coming men" has one known! Where on earth do they all go to? -- Sir Arthur Wing Pinero

How many hors d'oeuvres you are allowed to take off a tray...
How many hors d'oeuvres you are allowed to take off a tray being carried by a waiter at a nice party? Two, but there are ways around it, depending on the style of the hors d'oeuvre. If they're those little pastry things where you can't tell what's inside, you take...

How many priests are needed for a Boston Mass?
How many priests are needed for a Boston Mass?

How many weeks are there in a light year?
How many weeks are there in a light year?

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