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Oct 19, 2019

Men are those creatures with two legs and eight hands...
Men are those creatures with two legs and eight hands. -- Jayne Mansfield

Men aren't attracted to me by my mind. They're attracted...
Men aren't attracted to me by my mind. They're attracted by what I don't mind... -- Gypsy Rose Lee

Men have a much better time of it than women; for one thing...
Men have a much better time of it than women; for one thing they marry later; for another thing they die earlier. -- H.L. Mencken

Men have as exaggerated an idea of their rights as women have...
Men have as exaggerated an idea of their rights as women have of their wrongs. -- E.W. Howe

Men live for three things, fast cars, fast women and fast food.
Men live for three things, fast cars, fast women and fast food.


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