Daily Fortunes Nov 2, 2019 - motd.ambians.com Motd - Message of the Day
Humor, Quotes, Proverbs, Aphorisms...
Daily Fortunes Feed Subscribe - Daily Fortunes - motd.ambians.com
Daily fortunes for your site
Nov 12, 2019
Motd Home     Daily Fortunes     Best of Fortunes     Worst of Fortunes

Daily Fortunes

Nov 2, 2019

An authority is a person who can tell you more about something...
An authority is a person who can tell you more about something than you really care to know.

An effective way to deal with predators is to taste terrible.
An effective way to deal with predators is to taste terrible.

An elephant is a mouse with an operating system.
An elephant is a mouse with an operating system.

An English judge, growing weary of the barrister's...
An English judge, growing weary of the barrister's long-winded summation, leaned over the bench and remarked, "I've heard your arguments, Sir Geoffrey, and I'm none the wiser!" Sir Geoffrey responded, "That may be, Milord, but at least you're better...

An Englishman never enjoys himself, except for a noble...
An Englishman never enjoys himself, except for a noble purpose. -- A. P. Herbert


Daily Fortunes for Nov 2, 2019
JanFebMarAprMayJunJulAugSepOctNovDec
123456789101112131415161718192021222324252627282930
2019201820172016201520142014201420132012
2011201020092008200720062005   
Search [help]

About  |  Contact Us  |  Terms of Use  |  Privacy & Disclosure
FreeBsd Quotes  |  Linux Quotes