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Nov 24, 2019

An American tourist is visiting Russia, and he's talking with...
An American tourist is visiting Russia, and he's talking with a Russian about the fact that not many people in Russia own cars. American: "I can't believe you don't have cars here! How do you get to work?" Russian: "We take...

An American's a person who isn't afraid to criticize...
An American's a person who isn't afraid to criticize the president but is always polite to traffic cops.

An anthropologist at Tulane has just come back from a field...
An anthropologist at Tulane has just come back from a field trip to New Guinea with reports of a tribe so primitive that they have Tide but not new Tide with lemon-fresh Borax. -- David Letterman

An anthropologist at Tulane has just come back from a field...
An anthropologist at Tulane has just come back from a field trip to New Guinea with reports of a tribe so primitive that they have Tide but not new Tide with lemon-fresh Borax. -- David Letterman

An aphorism is never exactly true; it is either a half-truth...
An aphorism is never exactly true; it is either a half-truth or one-and-a-half truths. -- Karl Kraus

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