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Dec 23, 2019

No hardware designer should be allowed to produce any piece...
No hardware designer should be allowed to produce any piece of hardware until three software guys have signed off for it. -- Andy Tanenbaum

No, his mind is not for rent To any god or government. Always...
No, his mind is not for rent To any god or government. Always hopeful, yet discontent, He knows changes aren't permanent - But change is.

No house is childproofed unless the little darlings are...
No house is childproofed unless the little darlings are in straitjackets.

No house should ever be on any hill or on anything. It should...
No house should ever be on any hill or on anything. It should be of the hill, belonging to it. -- Frank Lloyd Wright

No, I don't have a drinking problem. I drink, I get drunk,...
No, I don't have a drinking problem. I drink, I get drunk, I fall down. No problem!

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