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Dec 27, 2019

Only two kinds of witnesses exist. The first live in...
Only two kinds of witnesses exist. The first live in a neighborhood where a crime has been committed and in no circumstances have ever seen anything or even heard a shot. The second category are the neighbors of anyone who happens to be accused of the crime. These have...

Only two of my personalities are schizophrenic, but one of them...
Only two of my personalities are schizophrenic, but one of them is paranoid and the other one is out to get him.

Only way to open lips of pigeon, sledgehammer.
Only way to open lips of pigeon, sledgehammer.

Ontogeny recapitulates phylogeny.
Ontogeny recapitulates phylogeny.

Onward through the fog.
Onward through the fog.


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