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Dec 30, 2019

Q: What's tan and black and looks great on a lawyer? A: ...
Q: What's tan and black and looks great on a lawyer? A: A doberman.

Q: What's the contour integral around Western Europe? A: ...
Q: What's the contour integral around Western Europe? A: Zero, because all the Poles are in Eastern Europe! Addendum: Actually, there ARE some Poles in Western Europe, but they are removable! Q: An English mathematician (I forgot who) was asked...

Q: What's the difference betweeen USL and the Graf...
Q: What's the difference betweeen USL and the Graf Zeppelin? A: The Graf Zeppelin represented cutting edge technology for its time.

Q: What's the difference between a dead dog in the road...
Q: What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead lawyer in the road? A: There are skid marks in front of the dog.

Q: What's the difference between a duck and...
Q: What's the difference between a duck and an elephant? A: You can't get down off an elephant.


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